Professor Arbitor & Jurgen Leafmele
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I came across this strange story through reading Jurgen's article in the Radio Times. There was an earnestness to his hatred of gardens that I thought respectable, if not a little misguided. On meeting Professor Arbitor, he immediately won my respect by offering me a cup of Lady Grey made from leaves grown in his own greenhouse. There is so much more material of Jurgen that I am aching to use if you vote for this one. What an odd pair!